1. PR
– Goalkeeper: The most important position for any team with an ambition to keep
a clean sheet. Avoiding defeat should always be the top priority for the coach
of Team Marketing and a good goalie would go a long way to protect the
reputation of his team and the coach’s credentials. To win you must concede
less than you score and as is the case ‘PR offers more for less’.
2. Digital
– Right Back: He is fit, flexible and focused in going the extra mile, however
the coach of Team Marketing still doesn’t know how to extract optimal value out
of him. As an advocate of the adage that a good offense is a strong defence the
coach prefers to keep one of his star players at the back till he decides what
to do with him.
3. Promotion
– Left Back: He has been around for a while but seems to have lost a bit of his
lustre, looks tired and out of ideas. Needs to find his lost mojo and fitness
otherwise his position in the starting line-up is at stake. He reacts good to
the manager’s instructions but fails to take any initiative during the match.
4. Research
– Centre Back: He asks a lot of questions to anyone near him as he uses his
inquisitive skills to analyse the strengths of the opponent before he tackles
any challenge thrown at him. He is one of the most useful members of the team
and has the ability to rise above his defensive duties when required.
5. Media Planning – Sweeper: He is calm and full
of confidence, he can see the whole game from a position of strength when his
team is attacking and his perspective helps him set the tone and orchestrate
his team mates’ movements on the pitch.
6. Branding
– Central Midfielder: With a blank canvas to cover, he does a lot of planning
which rarely manifests itself, but its laborious approach and hard work is an
essential backbone ingredient at the hands of a good Marketing coach who
advocates the 4-3-3 formation.
7. Social
– Right Wing: He is the Ronaldo of Team Marketing. He is young, fast-paced,
sexy, with a versatile repertoire and millions of followers worldwide; he is
also incredibly arrogant believing that he is the best of the rest of his team
mates and a tad immature especially when the connection is slow.
8. Events
– Midfielder: He is glamorous and eccentric, a heart throb and a favourite with
the female fans but his performance is totally dependent on his pay check. On
his good day he lifts the spirits of the whole team causing headaches to the
opponents. On his bad day, his only contribution is a nasty day-after hangover.
9. Media
Buying – Central Attacker: He is the team’s striker, its most prolific scorer,
when he sees an opportunity he takes it and he never misses a chance which
would advance the interests of his team. In short, he is a must-have for any
team who can afford him as players of his calibre are notoriously expensive.
10.Creative
– Playmaker: He is the flashy, full of flair playmaker, enormously talented and
great to watch for his gift to excite the crowds who applaud most of his moves.
Irrespective of his performance on the night of the game, he commands respect
and the manager is always convinced that he deserves a place in the starting line-up.
11. Direct
Marketing – Left Wing: Working tirelessly through the line his advances are
easily defended making him the least effective of the manager’s attacking
staff. Usually out of ideas from early on in any campaign, he tries hard to
impress but the little value he brings to the team mostly goes unnoticed. He is
usually the first to come off when the coach decides it’s time to adjust
tactics.
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